Resume Bloopers
Some (allegedly) real life examples - Enjoy!
- Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
- Education: Curses in Liberal Arts, Curses in Computer Science, Curses in Accounting.
- Education: I enjoy learning for it’s own sake, and while I’ve never quite gotten a degree, I am quite close to several.
- Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet
- References: Don’t take the comments
of my former employer too seriously.
- References: None
- I have an excellent track record,
although
I am not a horse.
- Do not misconstrue my 14 jobs as
job-hopping, I have never quit a job.
- I am loyal to my employer at all costs,
but do not hesitate to contact me on my
direct line regarding my resume.
- Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.
- Conversational Spanish (but many
words
are not appropriate for business).
- Accomplishments: Donated 15 gallons
of blood.
- If you can get me to work for you,
you are lucky.
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